I’m in a restaurant a few blocks from the school having another adventure in communication. No one here speaks English but my Lonely Planet Mandarin phrasebook proved invaluable once again. The staff eagerly grabbed it from me once they realized what it was. I had opened it to the food section and they searched for dishes they have. Another customer took part in this and I ordered quinzheng yu (chingzen yoo): steamed fish in a marinade of soy sauce, garlic and spring onions. The customer recommended this. Everyone writes that fish is a bit risky but what the heck! I’ve eaten it three times here already and so far I have only suffered mild diarrhoea. The restaurant has a little bit of class, with uniformed staff and a girl in a Cheong Sam (Chi pao in Mainland
… Uniformed staff seems to be a reliable indicator that a restaurant claims a good standard of hygiene. One of my favourite places has become the Parisienne Cake Shop, five minutes from the school. The staff wear clean uniforms which remind me of a British Lyons Tea House in my childhood. It is the first place I was taken to other than the hotels where I was feasted when I arrived. I returned the next day and was befriended by two young ladies who tried very hard to speak English to me. One has become my resource there and borrows my Phrasebook to study whenever I am there. I suppose I could say Sun is the first friend I made other than school staff and expatriates. She tells me she is working there for six months to save money to go to college and learn about computers. Her English is the best I have come across other than teachers’.… I have just had fun miming and writing to make my order clear in a restaurant. Before that I went for a bit of a walk looking for something new to eat. I have tried a variety of eating places in my neighbourhood and was going to eat at the Parisienne Cake Shop, my most frequent haunt; but the place looked as though as though a bomb had gone off inside it. The inside had been stripped and there was a pile of rubble on the footpath. I hope it has not closed but Sun told me a little while ago that they are all going to get dressed up for a couple of weeks this month. Putting the two together I think they are refurbishing and opening with a different style. That option unavailable I continued on my way around a couple of blocks till I came to an arcade of eating places I discovered last week. The arcade is lined with cafes and restaurants of varying standards and I wandered through noting which seemed the cleanest and hoping to catch a glimpse of someone eating a dish which appeared particularly enticing. I continued down a side street at the other end as there were more eating places along there. They were all on the footpath and it was too cold to eat outside. At the end of the street I came upon a crowd watching a magician on a small stage. I joined them and for once people’s attention remained on the show rather than turning to focus on me. The magician did things which seemed clever but not very exciting as a performance. He was followed by a boy of about nine or ten who climbed on top of the speakers and onto a tall unicycle. He started with circles, went on to figure-of-eights, hopped on it to music, then spun a hoop with one foot while riding. He concluded after spinning four hoops with his arms and one with a foot while retaining control of the cycle with the other foot! (Eat your hearts out my street circus friends!) I came back through to a clean looking restaurant at the entrance to the arcade. The two young ladies at the entrance were chatting and didn’t see me until I was close to them. They recoiled in horror and tried to close the door when I loomed up at them. I would not be refused admission and a senior staff member came and made them let me in. I think this bulky bearded barbarian must have triggered some ancient racial memories of waves of invasion from
In most restaurants of small to medium size the cashier’s counter is also the bar. It is often the cashier who is the more educated staff member and the one who tries to remember a few English words and eagerly grabs my Phrase Book when I produce it. She always appears to be in charge of the floor staff. The meal I finally managed to order was a chicken and mushroom soup. By the time I finished everyone realized I was friendly and invited me to come back. They laughed and understood when I mimed that maybe next time they would not be scared of me.